The New Republican Pledge of Allegiance

We all remember the 1980 Republican Pledge to starve the United States Government! In addition, we all remember the Republicans massive tax cuts in 1981 and 1986. Moreover, everyone must remember the 1987 Republican Pledge to never raise taxes. In addition, everyone knows Grover Norquist, the man who initiated the 1987 no tax Pledge, and the person who continues to enforce that Republican Pledge!

Remembering all these "Republican Pledges" motivated me to create a new Republican Pledge.

The New Republican Pledge of Allegiance,

We pledge allegiance to the Confederacy, of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, and to the Plutocracy for which it stands, limited government, controlled by multinational corporations, and nameless-faceless billionaires, with; zero taxes, zero regulations, and huge profits for super wealthy Global Aristocrats! God Bless King Grover Norquist!

Dan Reed, American Citizen